I had a dentist appt in Roscoe Village today. And by dentist appt, I mean an hour and a half of the hygenist giving me huge shots into my gums and tearing them apart because they were so swollen. Luckily, I had plenty of anesthesia and laughing gas. And also headphones connected to the TV. So I decided to numb my brain as well by watching the Kardashians. $300 later (and yes, I have insurance) my teeth and gums are immaculate. Who wants to kiss me??!! Or reimburse me for my $300??