Bday party time for a friend of mine. Went over to Roscoe Village for a few drinks. Met a guy through my friend. Then realized it was someone she messed around with before. Strike 1. And then once I started talking to him, we got into all sorts of topics. He doesn't want to get married but wants kids. Strike 2. And he lives in the burbs and hates living in the city. Strike 3. It's so nice when you can quickly weed guys out of the equation. I mean, how can you not like living in the city? Weirdo.